Who said laughter wasn’t therapeutic? Try to stop smiling. We dare you!
Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one hot day.
Bert turns to Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream??"
Ernie replies, "Sure Bert."
Three yogi hermits are doing a meditative vigil in a cave. One day there's a sound outside the cave. Six months later, one of the yogis says, "That was a goat." The cave is silent once again. About a year later, another yogi says, "That wasn't a goat, that was a mule." Again, the cave falls silent. About two years later the third yogi says, "If you two don't stop arguing, I'm leaving."
What did the yogi say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?
Make me one with everything!
After the man received his sandwich, he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled. The (man, infuriated, demanded, "Where is my change?"
The vendor replied, "O, one with everything, change comes from within."